THANK YOU TO OUR GUESTS FOR THE HUNDREDS OF 5 ***** REVIEWS, sure the hell wasn't because of the good looks of the Innkeeper, the Chief Leprechaun in Charge!
The Old Irish Bed and Breakfast - Wedding & Events Center @ Patrick's Pastures Alpaca Ranch in Denton, Texas. We are different and not like the same old places with rooms full of antiques, (yeah we have a few, hell, the Innkeepers are antiques).
No high brow here---instead we have an Irish Pub, beer garden, fishing (catch and release), a floating dock for romantic sunsets or to watch the stars with a glass of wine or cocktail, horse shoes available, multiple porches and patios to sit or rock on, a Gazebo on a heart shaped island to hold hands and we are even right next to a nature preserve with trails for walking, hiking, biking and horseback riding ---- plus, we are an Alpaca Resort! Now, where in the hell can you find that in one of those stuffy B&Bs?
Lose the stress, reconnect, laugh at our Irish jokes as bad as they are; Irish Charm and Texas Hospitality --- a true one of a kind venue!
Our guest reviews across over a dozen rating sites tell the story! We be a wee bit fancy and a whole lot of fun and laughs!
We are a romantic place just for adults (take the wee ones to Disney!) only 3 to 4 miles miles from the Denton Square, dining, bars, live theater, music venues and only about 20 minutes from the Texas Motor Speedway, Casino gambling and 3 huge lakes! A playground for romantic, slightly crazy, fun, happy, stress free, caring, likeable, charming and nice adult folks...did we say fun and crazy? Suggestion: uptight, stuffy, nasty, snobbish, judging types...The Holiday Inn or Motel 6 are great places to stay! lol
Romantic Cottages with rockers on the porches, 'Tiny Houses' some might say; a pinch of Ole Ireland, right here in the Lone Star State.
We are a working ranch too...a place for an 'ag experience' minus the dirt and smells....alpacas, llamas, ducks, geese, friendly dogs and over 20 species of birds...even baby squirrels. BTW - We are proud to say, "Our animals...their Sh_t don't stink!"
Our cottages are modeled after 1950s and 60s lake cottages and are decorated accordingly; our breakfasts are amazing; the animals are special and very friendly, and so very cute. The Innkeepers and staff are crazy and do their best to make you smile and laugh! If slightly colorful Irish jokes, aren't for you, may we suggest the Comfort Inn or one of our competitors.
Ecology and the environment are important to us, after all they are GREEN and so are we.. Recently, we were named by Trip Adviser TM as one of their Silver Level Green Properties. Except for our expensive and acclaimed mattresses, linens and towels, almost everything has been recycled. Every one of our cottages have been named to the 'Green Friendly' list. We are so green, our chickens and geese even poop green and produce green eggs, but no ham!
Many have stayed at our little corner of the world and made memories and so can you (if you are brave enough)! We do our best to make every guest a new friend and to try to make them laugh as our very special guest. If you want total privacy, so be it, and we will respect your wishes and just not laugh with you...we can take a hint! We will place a banner out front of your cottage - OLD FUDDY DUDDY!
We aren't the fanciest ***** STAR venue. but we are the most fun ***** STAR reviewed place you'll ever want to stay at!
Open 365 days out of the year. We love weekday guests; whether they be business travelers, UNT / TWU / FEMA or any government workers (we are on the authorized list - $84/night + tax) or parents visiting students, international holiday travelers or retired folks! Same fun, but with Continental + breakfast - Sunday thru Wed - $139/night, $99 without breakfast, pond-side rooms only; we prefer 2 night stays...Irish jokes are free.
All reservations must be made by calling 214-505-0754
We do retreats, scrap book conferences, business strategy sessions, civic groups, alumni returning, Irish Wakes, Family Post Funeral Events, Casino visits, No. TX State Fair, Stock Shows, Texas Motor Speedway / NASCAR fans, 'Mean Green' Football fans, Jazz Festival, Story Tellers participants, Thin Film attendees, shoppers, antique hunters, first responders, teachers, medical folks, weekend workers looking for a weekday fun....hell, we do it all!
Come be our guest and we will treat you not like a VIP, but like valued friend...and you will laugh the whole time!
Gated Entrance - Reserved Parking - Private Cottages - Assigned Parking - Great Pyreneese Guard Dogs - Well Lighted - Keyless Entries - Tall Fences - Continental + Breakfast - Microwave - In Room Coffee, Tea, Water - Work Areas - Free Wi-Fi - DISH Network - Porches - Innkeepers living on site 24/7.
Business Planning and Training, Retreats, Weddings, Honeymoons, Anniversaries, Graduations, Reunions & Birthdays, Irish Wakes (no bodies).
We do custom events, no packages, for nice people, NOT SO NICE PEOPLE, WE WILL BE GLAD TO GIVE YOU THE DIRECTIONS TO A MUCH HOTTER PLACE!
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