FALL OF RATES!
NOW through 9/30/16 NOTE: only applicable for reservations made directly through this website. Subject to availability.
Specials and discounts cannot be combined. Specials subject to change without notice.
THANK YOU TO OUR GUESTS FOR THE HUNDREDS OF 5 ***** REVIEWS, sure the hell wasn't because of the good looks of the Innkeeper, the Chief Leprechaun in Charge!
The Old Irish Bed and Breakfast - Wedding & Events Center @ Patrick's Pastures Alpaca Ranch in Denton, Texas. We are different and not like the same old stuffy high-tea B&Bs with rooms full of antiques, (yeah we have a few, hell, the Innkeepers are antiques). We are more like being in an Irish Pub on St. Paddy's day.
No high brow here, in fact, we prefer people who are semi-crazy and like to laugh and have fun.
We designed this place with the idea of privacy and romance for intimate couples to get away and reacquaint themselves and create fantastic memories. Our goal is to make you laugh, smile and chill out while providing plenty of time for the two of you to enjoy those special private times.
We have an Irish Pub and beer garden but we do not charge for any alcoholic beverages and you may bring your own (so long as the Chief Leprechaun can get a nip or two, LOL). Along with the laughter and good times, we provide a few amenities and Irish luck (who knows you may get lucky!). When you're not getting lucky, here's some ideas of things to do here:
Suggestion: uptight, stuffy, nasty, snobbish, hypocritical and judgemental types...The Holiday Inn or Motel 6 are great places to stay! LOL, just not here. If spirited language and teasing should bother you, there are numerous church camps in the area. Fragile, shy or inhibited personalities? This could be more than you could handle. We welcome saints and sinners (sinners have more fun). We don't care if you're liberal, conservative, married, single, saint or sinner as long as you have a good time - laugh, smile and create memories.
Romantic Cottages with rockers on the porches, 'Tiny Houses' some might say; a pinch of Ole Ireland, right here in the Lone Star State. And damn good mattresses.
We are a working ranch too...a place for an 'ag experience' minus the barnyard smells....alpacas, llamas, ducks, geese, friendly dogs and over 20 species of birds...even baby squirrels. BTW - We are proud to say, "Our animals...their Sh_t don't stink!" We are perfectly imperfect. In other words, what you see is what you get - and you'll have a hell of a good time getting it.
If you're puckered up, snarly, snobbish, or prickly we could tell you where to go but you've probably already figured out where we would send you...it's about 1,000 miles north and called Hell, Michigan. It's even been known to freeze over many times each year.
By the way, did we mention that we have GREAT mattresses? Yipee Ki Aye Yay. We don't allow spurs in the bed.
Our cottages are decorated with re-purposed period furnishings, even the cottages themselves are built from eco-friendly materials. Our breakfasts are amazing; the animals are special and very friendly, and so very cute. The Innkeepers and staff are crazy and do their best to make you smile and laugh and if you don't they're offended...please don't irritate the unicorn-riding leprechauns...they have a very bad attitude, we don't need yours.
Ecology and the environment are important to us, after all they are GREEN and so are we.. Recently, we were named by Trip Adviser TM as one of their Silver Level Green Properties. Except for our expensive and acclaimed mattresses, linens and towels, almost everything has been recycled. Every one of our cottages have been named to the 'Green Friendly' list. We are so green, our chickens and geese even poop green and produce green eggs, but no ham!
Many have stayed at our little corner of the world and made memories (even a few babies) and so can you (if you are brave enough)! We do our best to make every guest a new friend. If you want total privacy, so be it, and we will respect your wishes and just not laugh with you...we can take a hint!
We aren't the fanciest ***** STAR venue. but we are the most fun ***** STAR reviewed place you'll ever want to stay at!
Open 365 days out of the year. We love weekday guests; whether they be business travelers, UNT / TWU / FEMA or any government workers (we are on the authorized list - $84/night + tax) or parents visiting students, international holiday travelers or retired folks! Same fun, but with Continental+ breakfast - Sunday thru Wed - $139/night, $99 without breakfast, pond-side rooms only; we prefer 2 night stays...Irish jokes are free.
Make your reservations through this website by clicking on the buttons on each page or by calling the number above.
We do retreats, scrapbook conferences, business strategy sessions, civic groups, alumni returning, Irish Wakes, Family Post Funeral Events, Wedding night stays, Casino visits, No. TX State Fair, Stock Shows, Texas Motor Speedway / NASCAR fans, 'Mean Green' Football fans (or even their opponents), Jazz Festival, Story Tellers participants, Thin Film attendees, shoppers, antique hunters, first responders, teachers, medical folks, weekend workers looking for a weekday fun....hell, we do it all!
Come be our guest and we will treat you not like a VIP, but like a valued friend...and you will laugh the whole time!
Gated Entrance - Reserved Parking - Private Cottages - Assigned Parking - Great Pyreneese Guard Dogs - Well Lighted - Keyless Entries - Tall Fences - Continental + Breakfast - Microwave - In Room Coffee, Tea, Water - Work Areas - Free Wi-Fi - DISH Network - Porches - Innkeepers living on site 24/7.
Business Planning and Training, Retreats, Weddings, Honeymoons, Anniversaries, Graduations, Reunions & Birthdays, Irish Wakes (no bodies).
We do custom events, no packages, for nice people, NOT SO NICE PEOPLE, WE WILL BE GLAD TO GIVE YOU THE DIRECTIONS TO A MUCH HOTTER PLACE!
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